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  Hey Kids,
Alright, most of you know that I am a self proclaimed "Helluva Nice Guy" and "Uber Mensch", but...

I was asked to write a little something about myself for this here ding dang old page...so here goes.

It all started at a 5000 watt radio station in Fresno, California...No wait, that wasn't me!

Okay, for those of you who know me, you know that I am full of...sheer exhilaration when I perform. I have dedicated the last 15 years of my life doing so, and I can not honestly think of anything that I would rather do.
As an actor, I have been fortunate to work on some great projects. Roles that challenged me not only as an actor but as a being...After all, isn't that why we do this? Conversely, there have been some real stinkers (you know who you are...) and they were just as challenging. So far, I've been animals, trees, mentally challenged, Baptist, Jewish. Irish, gay, straight, and transgender (not a pretty woman...trust me) and with all that under my belt...how can I fail?

The year 2004 marks my 23rd year as a Magician. You know, people often ask me how I got started in doing magic...it was very simple...when I found out my sister was getting $300.00 a trick...I had to give it a try. But seriously, Magic has made me what I am today...50 lbs. overweight and bald.

Speaking of being big and bald...did I mention that I am still single? Sooooo...if you are or know any extremely interesting females out there who need a seat putting down, cap on the toothpaste, dishes doing, meal making, infectious laugh inducing, somewhat non P/C, helluva nice guy, Email me now.

Seriously, thanks for stopping by my site...I hope the information here helps you on your quest for whatever it is you are looking for. Hopefully, it's me. I will try to update this and all of my pages as regularly as humanly possible...so stay tuned!

 

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